tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

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astronomifier:

rachelhaimowitz:

obsessionisaperfume:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

"holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.

astronomifier:

rachelhaimowitz:

obsessionisaperfume:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

queensimia:

palavenblues:

holy shit there is a name for it

Well damn. Explains a lot.

Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better.  That is Awesome. 

"holy shit there is a name for it" was my reaction before I even scrolled down to the comments.

I just need to keep reblogging this because I cannot even begin to tell you how profound a feeling of YES and THIS and THERE IS A WORD FOR ME OMG I get every time I see this, and I hope it helps others too.

seriously, anytime you see a post with a comment saying “theres a name for it?!” reblog that post because even if it doesnt apply to you any of your followers could be waiting for that revelation.

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livelifeandcreate:

A little sticky haul that came in. No big deal :P #sticky#planner#planneraddict#filofax#kikkik#midori#goodies#cutr#love

livelifeandcreate:

A little sticky haul that came in. No big deal :P #sticky#planner#planneraddict#filofax#kikkik#midori#goodies#cutr#love

Planning a Life Planner Purchase.

I accidentally started to look up life planners for next year, given that my date book only goes up to March and I don’t think I’ll be back in Japan until October to get another one. (That’s a lot of months without a planner, I just can’t cope with that.)

But after looking at the Erin Condren Life Planner everyone raves about, I’m in a world of looking up other planners. Personally, I think the EC is too big for me. I like my planners to be hand sized, and being that my hands are, at max, 15cm long incl fingers, there’s no way that fits into that category. I’ve found, through experience, that if I can carry it in a tiny bag, I’m more likely to take it everywhere. And if it’s cute.

Which is why Datebooks from Japan normally work brilliantly for me - they’re tiny and cute. But; expensive to import for what they are. So I’m taking a look down alternative, creative avenues. Plus, I may, it seems, need to have more room on my diary spaces in the future with this job. (Meetings all over the place mean no space for length of swimming etc. Rubbish.) So. A slightly bigger idea is required.

Except now, I’m tangled up in the online world of cute stationery and I can’t get out. Please. Send help.

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via haybop86)

"1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic."

14 Struggles Of Being Happy and Social Or Sad and Standoffish With No In-between  (via housewifeswag)

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cephalopodvictorious:

roarkshop:

natvarmac:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theassofremylebeau:

Best lesson from a Disney movie

This is an underrated movie

This is a grossly underrated movie.

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women. 

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog. 

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes. 

the end. 

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

(via haybop86)

"There’s something romantic
in the way she applies her lipstick,
oil n’ wax smoothing over soft skin,
white teeth and a blood red mouth.
She could kiss you
just as well as kill you,
but there’s this love you have
for hard girls in soft clothing,
pink cheeks tinted by anger and wine.
The height of her heels matches
the length of her skirt
and you ache to follow the seam
on the back of her tights
with your hands
and your own blood red mouth,
covering satin and whispering
promises about date nights
and warm fingers and exploring
all the places you’ve never been.
But soon she’s capping her lipstick
and squeezing your heart
with just her open hand.
She leaves you with the door swinging
and it takes you a moment
to understand that you’ve fallen in love
with a girl without a name
in some restroom at some bar
and it’s all too telling
that this isn’t the first time
and it surely won’t be the last,
because your heart has hooks, my dear.
It catches on to all
the pretty things that pass."

— foggy mirrors // S.M. (via iceicelahey)

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geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

(via lots-to-lose-5ft2)