anacoreta:

Human Flesh Meat Market Opens In London

To help hype yet another version of the hugely popular zombie game, Capcom opened a temporary human butcher shop in the Smithfield meat market East London. Yes it is real meat, though apparently it is not human meat. I don’t know what kind of meat it is.

The limbs, torsos, and offal (including penis tips) were crafted by food artist Sharon Baker.
Sales proceeds will go to the Limbless Association.

(via deliciousale)

von-dunkelheit:

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

image

perfect gif usage

I’M FUCKING CRYING OHM Y OGD

(Source: lolgifs.net, via deliciousale)

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

all this does is make me hungry

this is amazing.

(via ashinan)

subjuggulation:

sassmaster-arjay:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

Buy me all of them

give me boggart, toystore cowboy, and forget me not and i will love you forever

Minions! Get me these. Now.

(via vaginaparatrooper)

mamalaz:

Merthur Canon AU

After catching Merlin with one of the stable boys, Arthur can’t seem to look at or act around his manservant the same way again.

I would love to read this if anyone had written it!

(via mamalaz)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

Recently I find myself using the “look, guys, let’s be serious here. This is how we’re going to do things” attitude a lot more, pulling out the “I’m the eldest here” card. It’s a bit terrifying, so I go and do something exceptionally childish afterwards.

(via selfmadesuperhero)

simplyshrinking:

If someone could post me one of those elastic tattoo chokers then that would be greatly appreciated. £4.50 in Claire’s is just not on!

It’s just plastic?!? I want my 90s fix :(

xoxo

I see I am not the only one craving these. It won’t be long before they’re everywhere again, eh Juliet? ;)

katherineobscura:

well that sentence was an adventure

katherineobscura:

well that sentence was an adventure

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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via selfmadesuperhero)