Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.
I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.
I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.
I feel this just reinforces the reasons I am Tony. “Good boy, doing as you’re told and proving me right. Here have some berries.”
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via deliciousale)
When you’ve planned out a whole story idea in your head and you’re so excited to write it but then you open up a blank word document to begin and realize that you actually know absolutely nothing about it and you’re completely lost in a sea of vague plot details and random dialogue.
This. In relation to my Stenglas Fic right now; this.
(via ashinan)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
D’aw! Poor Pluto…
OH PLUTO. WE STILL LOVE YOU. Fuck these people, telling you can’t be a planet. PROVE THEM WRONG, BABY.
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
JULIET. We need a better plan for this zombie shit. Seriously. Because I will probably fall to pieces when it happens, despite being good in a crisis (insert uphill gear breakdown example here) because I am the least able person I know to survive alone. I need you to survive with me, because once I’m alone, I’m dead. So that momentary panic will happen, and I need you to go “Fucking snap out of it, you are a Flamingo and we survive shit. GET A BAG.” … You have the right to shake, slap or even pinch me at this point.
But once I’m back in form, I think this would be useful. So. We need to make our own zombieapocolypseguide and then brainwash it to ourselves. So it’s there. Is there some kind of special thing we can learn to force a trigger to activate our survival zombie mode? Like a trigger? Derren Brown knows about this stuff, remember he got someone to shoot Stephen Fry? Learn that. Let’s learn that, once we’ve got our Zombie shit sorted.
Disney’s Mightiest Heroes - A Disney/Avengers Playlist
1. Perfect World - The Emperor’s New Groove - Tony
He was born and raised to rule, no-one has ever been this cool
2. I Just Can’t Wait To Be King - The Lion King - Thor
I’m gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware.
3. Zero To Hero - Hercules - Steve
He’s got the moxie, brains and spunk; Zero to hero, a major hunk.
4. The Mob Song - Beauty and the Beast - Bruce
It’s a beast, one as tall as a mountain / We won’t rest ‘til he’s good and deceased
5. Go The Distance - Hercules - Thor
I know every mile will be worth my while, I will go most anywhere to find where I belong.
6. Be Prepared - The Lion King - Loki
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning / decades of denial, is simply why I’ll / be king undisputed, respected, saluted, and seen for the wonder I am.
7. Awakening - Sleeping Beauty - Steve
(Instrumental)
8. Friends On The Other Side - The Princess and the Frog - Loki & Chitauri
And when I look into your future it’s the green that I see.
9. Bein’ Green - The Muppets - Bruce
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow, or gold /Or something much more colorful like that
10. A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes - Cinderella - Steve
No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.
11. Friend Like Me - Aladdin - Tony
I’m in the mood to help you, dude, you ain’t never had a friend like me.
12. One Last Hope - Hercules - Nick Fury
You’re my one last hope, so you’ll have to do.
13. Tale As Old As Time - Beauty and The Beast - Steve/Tony
Bittersweet and strange, finding you can change, learning you were wrong.
14. I Won’t Say I’m In Love - Hercules - Tony
If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.
15. Once Upon a December - Anastasia - Natasha
Far away, long ago, glowing dim as an ember, things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember.
16. I’ll Make A Man Out of You - Mulan - Avengers (“Suit up”)
We must be swift as a coursing river / with all the force of a great typhoon /with all the strength of a raging fire / mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
17. He’s A Pirate - Pirates of the Caribbean - Clint
(Instrumental)
18. Son of Man - Tarzan - Tony
In learning you will teach, and in teaching you will learn; you’ll take your place beside the ones you love.
19. A Whole New World - Aladdin - Tony/Steve
A whole new world (“don’t you dare close your eyes”)
A hundred thousand things to see (“hold your breath it gets better”)
I’m like a shooting star, I’ve come so far, I can’t go back to where I used to be.
20. A Star Is Born - Hercules - Avengers
So don’t lose hope when you’re forlorn: just keep your eyes, upon the skies.
(Note: Yes, I know Anastasia isn’t Disney, but, shh.)
I mostly just wanted to reblog this for the fact so many of these songs are just perfect. XD
Chris Evans
Chris Hemsworth
Jeremy Renner
Mark Ruffalo
Robert Downey Jr.
Scarlett Johansson
Tom Hiddleston
Mark’s signature makes me laugh so hard.
Seriously Mark wth XD
Don’t make fun of the Hulk. He can barely hold the pen with his big sausage fingers.
Watching these is like hand porn. Seriously. Curvy sexy hand porn. *melts*
(Source: the-star-spangled-avenger, via star55)
(Source: phil-hartman, via selfmadesuperhero)
I don’t care how long it takes.
Sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window.
The urge to do this to anyone I know that would understand is impossibly strong. Alas, people who would understand this do not have accessible windows.
(Source: eatsleepstrokesrepeat, via deliciousale)
The only straight I am is straight-up bitch - Santana Lopez
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